While playing a trivia game, Nolan interrupted and asked, “Where do aliens come from?” Dustin answered, “outer space.” Nolan: “No! Jupiter.”
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Category Archives: Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Santa vs. Easter Bunny!
“Gehrig, the Easter Bunny isn’t real like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.”
–Gracie
Only One Pocket
Nolan (4): Daddy, my underwear only has one pocket in front.
R2D2’s Secret Weapons
The boys were watching Star Wars Episode II on TV. We overheard a conversation that went something like this…
Gehrig (5): There are good guys and bad guys. We only cheer for the good guys.
Nolan (3): Is R2D2 a good guy?
Gehrig: Yes. But he doesn’t have the force. He can only screw people and take their clothes off.
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Daddy Deer
Gracie: I just saw two deer!
Gehrig: Were they girl deer or boy deer?
Gracie: Girl deer. A mommy deer and her baby.
Gehrig: Oh, I want to see the daddy deer.
Gracie: The daddy deer is in the mountains, and Brigham’s dad shot him!
How Many Times…
Rachel: Gehrig, STOP KICKING MY SEAT! It’s hurting me.
Gehrig: How many times are you going to tell me that!?
That Sounds Familiar
After Gracie got out the butter for her waffles I heard Gehrig say, “Butter friends are four!” I was thinking that phrase sounded familiar, but not quite right. Then it hit me… “what are friends for?”
All People Go To Heaven?
Gehrig: All people go to heaven.
Gracie: No. Bad people go to the moon to live with Satan.
Brigham Moved to Washing Machine
Gehrig’s cousin Brigham recently moved to Washington for the summer. This is the conversation we had Sunday morning:
Gehrig: "Brigham won’t play with me anymore."
Dustin: "Because he lives too far away?"
Gehrig: "Yeah. I don’t know where washing machine and dryer is. It’s too far away."
Spiderman & Underwear
Rachel: C’mon Gehrig, let’s put your underwear on.
(no reaction from Gehrig)
Rachel: Should I put it on your head?
Gehrig: No!
Gehrig: (After underwear is on) Spiderman wears underwear on his head!