As Gehrig was delivering his birthday invitations, he came back to the car after getting no answer at that door. I asked, “Did you ring the doorbell?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

He smiled and said, “Because I’m stupid.” He then got back out of the car to ring the doorbell.

Nolan was in the back seat listening. As soon as Gehrig got out of the car he said, “What a jerk!”

I think my kids are watching too much TV.