Nolan’s new favorite book is There’s a Wocket in my Pocket. He makes me read it every night. Tonight Gehrig sat with us a we read. After we were done Gehrig innocently said, “Daddy, there’s a WEENS in my JEANS.”
As Gehrig was delivering his birthday invitations, he came back to the car after getting no answer at that door. I asked, “Did you ring the doorbell?”
He smiled and said, “Because I’m stupid.” He then got back out of the car to ring the doorbell.
Nolan was in the back seat listening. As soon as Gehrig got out of the car he said, “What a jerk!”
I think my kids are watching too much TV.
While watching Tangled, after the damn broke, Gehrig said, “Those are actually real. They are dangerous. They are called salami.”
We then explained the difference between salami and tsunamis.
I’m thankful I could clean the church today so I could eat the candy that people threw on the floor.
Gehrig’s bedtime prayer on a day when we helped clean the chapel.